Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
