i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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