Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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