words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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