i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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