he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize