god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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