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(302): View more from Delaware

i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.

(1-302): View more from Delaware

you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?

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(325): View more from Texas

I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours

(325): View more from Texas

Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.

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(313): View more from Michigan

Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?

(705): View more from Ontario

Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep

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