Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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