And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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