i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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