The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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