are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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