He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Randomize
