People in love make me want to vomit
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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