I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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