You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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