what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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