but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
what day is it and did you see me today?
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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