I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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