yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
she smelled like a LAN party
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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