Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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