on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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