Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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