break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
My feet surprised me
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