so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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