this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
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