I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Your topless pictures make me question reality
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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