Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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