Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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