If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I'm passing your future prison.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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