i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
hows the party?
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be there in 10
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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