didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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