we have officially lost it.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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