Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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