i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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