party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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