Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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