I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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