i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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