return my video game
I am spending my child support on dildos
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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