just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
he just fucked me for my cheese.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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