And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Randomize
