There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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