You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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