question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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