So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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