Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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