Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Randomize
