you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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