the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Edward fifth and chaser hands
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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