yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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