I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
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