So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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