i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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