i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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